• The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.
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promoted:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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(via the-world-is-a-stage-)

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primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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(via trust)

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